Emails From Jesus http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/ Our Blogger, Who Art In Heaven. en Copyright 2008 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:27:24 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.35 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Book 'em Danno Hey Stan-

Since I'll be going to hell for being a fag, can you send me a picture of what hell REALLY looks like? I mean, is hell honestly a big lake of fire where everyone burns for all eternity, or is it more like being stuck in Peoria?

cb

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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/04/book_em_danno.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/04/book_em_danno.html Emails Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:27:24 -0800 The hole world in His hands Hey JC-

I was wondering if you ever masturbate by fucking the holes in your hands? I bet it would TOTALLY feel different, and give a whole new meaning to the term 'hand job'!

Love,

cb

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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/04/the_hole_world_in_his_hands.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/04/the_hole_world_in_his_hands.html Emails Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:33:14 -0800 Poisson d’avril JHC.....

can I say a prayer to you>

please tell Bret Michaels to quit wearing his hair extensions with bandanna.

thank you , Amen~

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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/poisson_davril.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/poisson_davril.html Emails Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:19:15 -0800 Bloody well write Hey stan, I love how you control people and make them look so stupid by having to much time on there hands and making dumb web sites.

thanks
embo

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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/bloody_well_write.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/bloody_well_write.html Emails Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:42:18 -0800 The blame game Hey Stan-

Level with me, just how involved are you with Dick Cheney and Karl Rove? I mean, did they just sell their souls outright or are they really demons masquerading as humans?

I mean, you HAD to have a hand it it... right?

cb

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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/the_blame_game_2.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/the_blame_game_2.html Emails Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:53:04 -0800 Not my fault Dear Jesus,

Why do you ignore my prayers?

KC


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]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/not_my_fault.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/not_my_fault.html Emails Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:07:14 -0800 Ding, fries are done yo dude, are u up yet? xoxo punxxi Feed Ads By BidVertiser.com Feed Ads By BidVertiser.com

]]> http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/ding_fries_are_done.html http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2008/03/ding_fries_are_done.html Emails Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:05:25 -0800