Puro Chisme!

Still hopeful...

2008-07-31T09:46:00.004-05:00

Another week has passed... and I'm doing better. I'm back to work and keeping busy. Today I took my bf to the airport. Today he starts his vacation, and he's going to Chicago with a friend to go see a baseball game and hang out. Must be nice to have friends that want to hang out with you. I'm not hating on him, just a little jealous. He's jealous of me, I'm jealous of him... nothing makes

falling apart

2008-07-24T13:14:00.002-05:00

I've been crying a lot lately. I'm stressed because I am having to move, then my bf told me he is not moving with me. He's moving back to F.W. because its closer to his son and his family. He needs to be there for his son to help him with his school work and get him back on track. I'm sad because I will be alone, and I don't have any friends that like to spend time with me, and I have to

Why It Is Important to Understand English

2008-04-10T10:21:00.001-05:00

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line...Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his

I will wear blue... will you?

2008-04-09T16:38:00.001-05:00

Blue Fridays. Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'. We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to

Where to buy American gasoline

2008-04-09T16:34:00.001-05:00

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON. Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importers know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving

Aunt Mildred

2008-04-09T16:28:00.000-05:00

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the

Let's get out of our own way, shall we?

2008-04-02T14:12:00.000-05:00

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door which read: "Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the gym". In the beginning, they all were sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the

Living in Texas!

2008-03-28T11:15:00.002-05:00

May 30th Just moved to Houston. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park lying outside on a balmy night. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home with a pool, drive an

Dogs vs. Cats

2008-03-28T11:11:00.002-05:00

DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My

Politicians and their many scandals

2008-03-21T21:36:00.002-05:00

Doesn’t it seem odd how often we hear about all the scandals that go down in politics? Money laundering, sex scandals, cover-ups of bribery, and abuse of public trust are just a few of categories to mention. It seems like the only time I really know the details of a person’s political background is when the dirt comes out about their alleged wrong doings and its displayed all over the news and

Strange dreams

2008-03-05T16:05:00.004-06:00

I've been having some very vivid dreams lately. Early this morning I was dreaming that it was hailing outside and I was bitching about my car getting damage and M and I were looking out the window at the hailstorm. I felt air coming in from behind me and I noticed one of the windows in another area of the house was damaged. Likely from the hail, as it looked like a baseball was thrown thru the

Work Buzzwords

2008-03-04T09:26:00.001-06:00

Work BuzzWords of ‘07 Blamestorming: A group discussion about why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. Salmon Day: The

I've been MIA for a while...

2008-02-28T11:07:00.002-06:00

but, I'm baaaack! Ok, ok - I know no one really missed me, so I'm not going to expect a grand Welcome back, but it would be nice ;) I have been so busy at my job, that I've actually had to work my full 8 hours a day and then some, which in turn took away from my "blog" time. I've had some interesting stories to share, but with all the knowledge I've been forced to retain at work, I've

Company Policies - posted in the breakroom

2008-02-28T08:23:00.003-06:00

Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are

Energy Efficient or an Environmental Hazard?

2008-02-10T17:41:00.001-06:00

Their called CFL’s, which stands for compact fluorescent lamps, and they are becoming all the rage. Government officials and retailers like Wal-Mart are all pushing the idea of replacing incandescent light bulbs with these energy saving and money saving compact fluorescent lamps. Most of the world today – fearing global warming – are getting ready to ban incandescent light bulbs.*~Read All About

Valentine Cards you DON'T want to receive...

2008-02-08T09:43:00.000-06:00

Jeff Dunham and Achmed the suicide bomber

2008-02-07T13:39:00.000-06:00

This video is sooooo funny! I hope no one get's offended, but if you do, oh well. That's too bad for you. Check out the video and let me know what you think.

Business blogger is giving away $500!!!!

2008-02-04T15:17:00.000-06:00

Doesn’t this sound exciting? Exciting enough to get me to blog about it, that’s for sure. Business Blogger is giving away $500 cash and a BFG NVIDIA graphics card just for blogging about this contest. This contest will be going on the entire month of February, so even though this is the shortest month of the year, you still have plenty of time to submit your post and get yourself entered in for

Fallen victim to the eyebrow bandit

2008-02-04T08:43:00.001-06:00

Many women (and men) pluck their eyebrows or have them waxed or threaded to define the shape and keep them tame. Eyebrow plucking is done in an attempt to achieve beautiful eyebrows. One problem with eyebrow shaping is overplucking, but for the “cholas”, mostly found on the west coast, it’s overarching.*~Read All About It Here~*

What is Victoria's Secret?

2008-02-01T10:27:00.001-06:00

After years of suspense... The question of the day is "What is Victoria's Secret? The answer is ...

FBI Job opening

2008-02-01T10:08:00.000-06:00

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a

Domestic violence is no joke

2008-01-31T19:35:00.000-06:00

...but if you marry a woman twice as big as you, and then have the nerve to pick a fight with her...well, you get what you deserve! Watch the video to see this fool get beat down. It's assumed that this is his wife, and possibly his kids watching the spectacle. This is enough to shame any man!

Moral of the story

2008-01-31T11:36:00.000-06:00

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front

Ashop Commerce review

2008-01-29T21:29:00.000-06:00

If you are currently running an online store, or are thinking about starting one up, then I have some information about a service that may be beneficial to you. Ashop Commerce provides shopping cart software so you can easily create your own online store. This is an affordable, ecommerce software that is web based, which to you means that there is no software to install. There are hundreds of

Some humor for Monday!

2008-01-28T16:52:00.000-06:00