Who would of thunk it?

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Have a listen to this excellent tune.

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BG: Hi ya Mats

MS: Hi ya Bob

BG: What do you want to come to Montreal?

MS: $7 Million for 1 Year with a NTC.

BG: Done. Can the Montreal Canadiens have an option for a second year at the same price?

MS: Done.

BG: What do you think of Cliff Fletcher?

MS: He is OK I guess. A smart hockey man but I don’t like the way I was treated near the trade deadline.

BG: Yeah. I think he tried to hoodwink you into a trade. I have an idea…want to get even?

MS: Do I? What do you have in mind Bob?

BG: Well I have to give him compensation for signing you before July 1 so lets not sign a deal until July 1?

MS: Man on man Bob…That is a good one. You are an ‘EVIL’ genius in the NHL. I can almost hear Cliffy boy dropping a load in his ‘Depends’

BG: MUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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-Benjamin Franklin

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

- Abraham Lincoln

Vote for Real Choice

Vote for Real Change

Vote for Ron Paul

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That’s right. You are a traitor and as such have allowed gas prices to soar. Disagree with me? You don’t have a clue do you? If you disagreed with my opening statement then you are in denial.

You are paying for the National Debt at the Gas Pump

The high price of oil and gas is a form of taxation that allows the government of the United States to transfer its debt to the oil producing countries of the world. That is right, you are paying for the national debt at the pump. Do you think that the trillions of dollars of debt, billions spent on the ‘War on Terror’ and the high cost of oil are all unrelated?

Think again. They are interlocked and all one-in-the-same and being used as a method of control of the masses.

Non-Compliance = Destruction

There is a rule in the oil business. If you are an oil producing nation you MUST denominate your oil in US Currency. To not do so is non-compliance. Non-compliance will lead to your destruction.

Don’t believe me? How about this little tidbit: There are only 3 oil producing countries that have defied the USA and refuse to denominate oil in the greenback:

1. Iraq
2. Iran
3. Venezuela

Weapons of Mass Deception
So as far as US foreign policy goes how do these countries fair in public opinion in the USA? Iraq has been forced to comply. And you believed it when you were told there were weapons of mass destruction. In reality you were served a heaping helping of weapons of mass deception.

Sure, Iran has an anti-Semite as its leader but he is not developing nukes. Just as sure as there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iran nor Venezuela.

You are being conditioned through the mass media as to who you enemies are. Think about this: Saudi Arabia hates the Jews as much as Iran but they are friends of the USA. Why is that?

The American Dream has been turned into a Nightmare

Look within, the ideal of the girl next door and mom’s apple pie has been stolen from you…all for the sake of black goo that comes from the ground.

This is appalling. A thousand years from now our era will be referred to as the second coming of the Dark Ages. Where we became complacent and allowed ourselves to be afraid of government and big business when it should be the other way around.

America is Sick

We have completely let our freedoms erode and succumbed to the disease of Corpogovernmentitis. Where will this lead? When will enough be enough? Is there a breaking point? I don’t know but I do know that while we all stay in our little complacent shell things will get worse.

Oil is abundant - Government is lying to you

The status-quo is not acceptable. Someone needs to stand up and fight for what is right. Oil is abundant. Oil should be cheap. The north slope of Alaska has as much crude oil as the oil fields of Saudi Arabia. There is enough oil there to supply North America for at least 200 years.

Like the governments before him, the House of Bush will not allow this oil to see the light of day. Why? Because the foreign oil suppliers will no longer be obliged to denominate their oil in US currency, thus causing the US economy to collapse.

What can you do?

Scary isn’t it? That is what happens when you allow government to control you instead of you controlling government. Watch this video from Lindsey Williams to get a little taste of why we are where we are. Consider Lindsey the rubber band that has snapped you in the butt. Consider this your wake-up call.

video created January 2007 - see how prophetic this guy is

So what can you do to make a difference? Well you could take up arms and revolt against your government but that is so 1700’s. I challenge you to take a fresh start and vote neither McCain or Obama (sorry Billary but you are toast). Vote for real change and elect Ron Paul. This will probably mean that you will have to write in your ballot but if you want to escape the prison that you have locked yourself in…start at the voting booth!

Click here to watch an 8-part video series that explains the truth about why the cost of gas and oil is high

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So on behalf of my fellow New Brunswickers, I call on the collective generosity of people, like you, to help in the rebuilding of lives affected by this tragedy. Please donate to the Canadian Red Cross today. Make sure to specify that you are donating to ‘Flood Appeal 2008′ so that the money is properly directed.

Please spread the word. People are homeless and have lost everything. We need to help and we need to help fast! Digg this story, Digg the Red Cross page, do your part to spread the word!

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UPDATE: PLEASE DONATE TO THE CANADIAN RED CROSS. PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP!

My hometown of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada has been flooded…BIG TIME. With a higher than average snowfall, rapid melt, and a torrential downpour upstream, the Saint John River overflowed its banks.

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The devastation is widespread, damage will be in the millions of dollars, thousands of people will be displaced, and the clean up will be a long drawn out process.

At time of writing, the river has crested here, but downstream is getting it far worse than us tonight. The military has been called in, aiding in the rescue of people that were too stubborn to head the warning of authorities. There have been over 135 people rescued thus far.

In Mad Ape fashion I have created a video of the destruction, set to appropriate music. Definitely not your 5 o’clock news.

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Video Blogging Creates Buzz

I did this because I have been slowly getting into video blogging here at Tatumba. There is a huge benefit to using video as a means of social marketing. Video sells, video creates ‘buzz’ and drives traffic to your web site. It really does not matter what the video is about as long as it is good content and generates interest.

For example, I recently created and produced a video using some simple but powerful video/photo production software . With this software I am generating new traffic for Tatumba.

So you created the video. Now what?

Once the video is created you need to be able to distribute to all of the popular video sharing sites. If you find it to be a pain in the ass uploading the same video to every site you could use Traffic Geyser and do it all at once.

Click Here to turn your Videos into Ca$h

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The flaw is that it is possible for website owners to create a phony hop link and then use it to promote a fictitious ‘affiliate program’.

They may say something like this: Use the following: http:// {YOURCLICKBANKID .EVILWEBSITE}.hop.clickbank.net on their website stating that, for example, they will give you 75% commission on every sale. Next you promote their product/service, perhaps even write a glowing article that drives traffic to the offending site.

But you will check your ClickBank account and see that there are no results. “Bummer”, you will think. “I was sure that this product was a good fit for my site and content. I don’t understand”.

It may not be you. It may be that you have been scammed by an Internet Marketer who played you for a sucker.

Want proof? Below is a fake ClickBank hoplink.Click it. I can assure you that I have nothing for sale on ClickBank and that the link is just something I dreamed up. Purely benign. No harm will be done.

It will bring you to my landing page. This is just plain scary that you could be conned this easily. ClickBank needs to fix this loophole immediately.

This will open a new browser window so you may need to disable pop-ups for a minute.

http://tatumba.tatumba.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=SCAMMED

Since this link worked it obviously passed through their servers . The fact that it came back to my landing page means that products can be sold through fraudulent websites, appearing to be tracked by ClickBank, when in fact they are not.

How can you avoid this? The obvious one is that ClickBank needs to fix this security breach, but until they do, make sure that you only get hoplinks from ClickBank, not from another website trying to pimp their products.

I was going to contact ClickBank before publishing this article but I could not find a contact email address on their site and I am not about to phone. I think it is important to get this out ASAP so sorry ClickBank…fix your mess before you lose affiliate marketers.

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Everyone knows that it must be the Monks dressing as soldiers because, according to the State Controlled Media in China, the soldiers are only keepers of the peace and would never resort to such criminal acts. Only Tibetans could dream up such an evil scheme like this. China is such a free and open society but the Tibetans are attempting to ruin it all in a effort to subvert free speech and assembly.

Everyone knows that the Dalai Lama is not a man of peace, but a man who has aspirations of world domination. This is stage 1 of his conquest. Masterminding control of the worlds largest military, assuming domination of the Chinese People with Tibetans being their supreme commanders and overlords.

Next, Stage 2, the Monks will use their might and power to destroy all opposition, the world over. Once conquered they will force us to shave our heads and wear funny looking robes.

Everyone knows this because the Chinese government says so. So in an effort to quell this uprising we should root out all of the Monks of the world and lock them away before they do anymore harm.

This is not good humans. Not good at all!

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Now here is a leap I bet you won’t take … If you follow good advice you will end up in exactly the same place. You will be watching from the sidelines in ignorant bliss saying “This should be me” to yet another success story that plays out like a broken record deep within your physce.

Even though you won’t admit it, I bet you have been described accurately in the above paragraph. I doubt that you will admit it publicly as it would be a tad self-degrading. Perhaps even admitting it to yourself may be degrading, but you are only degrading yourself if you don’t step up to the plate and take charge of your blogging life and start thinking for yourself.

Too many people spend too much time following others advice. Sometimes we have to use our own brains and think for ourselves. Everyone will jump on any bandwagon and run with it just to try and make a buck or two.

We hear things such as ‘Do this’ or Don’t do that’ to be successful, but when you follow someone else’s self-serving advice on a continuous basis where does it get you? Deeper in debt? Filled with anguish? Pissed off at yourself and the world? Ready to quit?

So now that I have ripped you out a new one what do I do? Well how about this for an ironic twist of fate … You need to follow, you guessed it, the advice of a Mad Ape for a few minutes. When done following my advice never follow anyones again…EVER. That’s right EVER.

Advice is only an opinion and opinions are like assholes…everyone has one, and in the competitive blogging world everyone is trying to make their mark. The people that provide the advice are the ones making the money. While you spend everyday surfing the web trying to learn how to make your mark, the so-called gurus are cashing in and in a big way too.

I could go into a big long rant and give names of people who have others flocking to their sites for their advice and opinions but why bother. The people going there to seek their fortune are clueless lemmings. Ready to jump of the first cliff and plunge into the deep dark cesspool of the blogging abyss.

I really do not care what other blogs say or do. I only care what I say and do. And you should too. No not me twit…you should care about you. Man it is hard knocking this into your thick cranium.

From this moment forward, I want you to go. Leave. Go away. Grab a notepad and jot down where you want to be in 5 years. Now write down, step-by-step, what you are going to do to get there. Not just some Mickey Mouse BS job either. You need to use color-coded flowcharts to make this easy to follow. I want you to record each step on a daily basis making each successive step build on the previous. You know like day 1. Decide on my niche. Day 2 Establish a target audience. Day 3 Marketing Plan etc … Get the picture? … Good. So now you need to get busy with this as you have to plan for the next 1825 days of your life.

Once complete you need to refer back to your notes and write a daily follow-up showing how you stayed on your track to success. I would recommend using a journal. It would be best to write it all on paper then follow it up with a digital version. Perhaps you could keep a track using a daily blog entry on a separate private blog. This will help keep you focused.

Now go on. Get! Scoot! You have a lot of work to do if you want to be the next dot com mogul.

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You arrogant bastards. How dare you make millions and millions per month off of advertising and not share it with us, the users who built your site.

As a form of protest I have joined ZenZuu, a social networking site that pays 80% of its advertising revenue out to the members. Not only that they will pay me to sign up my friends. Unlike you, these guys are not greedy. They only want a small portion of the pie.

You want it all. You are greedy. I have baby apes and a Mrs. Ape to feed. ZenZuu.com will help me by bananas. What have you done for me lately?

Sincerely;

The Mad Ape

www.tatumba.com

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This is not my first rant on this subject and undoubtedly it will not be my last. Here is the truth. You are being spoon fed a lie. Earth Day is a con. Everything it represents is BS.

You may think that you are doing something good when in fact you are doing nothing at all.

Save the bees. Save the condor. Save the whales. Now save the planet? You are all brainwashed…Wake up and smell the coffee. Idiots!

“People have been bought off by gizmos and toys in this country and no one questions anything anymore.” - George Carlin

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Amazing. Simply amazing!

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I always counter that argument with if there was no Irving then there would be a multitude of smaller companies that employed more New Brunswickers, with better wages and a higher standard of living.

Our current and former leaders created this behemoth that now controls all forms of print media, most of the forest industry, all of the oil refining business in New Brunswick, and the Provincial Premier, Shawn (The Con) Graham.

So when a grassroots campaign to single them out makes the news, one can only stand up and take notice. Of course the local puppets are quick to call for police action. Saint John City Mayor, Norm McFarlane says the police should stop these guys. I say we should all give them a medal.

Irving is a prime example of what is wrong with the world. Corpogovernance needs to be knocked down a peg or two. These stickers are like the MasterCard commercials…priceless!

Ya gotta love YouTube. Spread the word. New Brunswick can’t be bought. No company is too big to be a puppet master.

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Lieutenant-General Sir Manley Power (1773 – July 7, 1826) was a British military leader who fought in a number of campaigns for Britain and rose to the rank of Lieutenant General. He is chiefly remembered for leading a brigade of Portuguese troops under The Duke of Wellington in the Iberian Peninsular War.

Not bad but not great. I can blow this guy out of the water with my choice for ‘Most Hardcore Male Name’ ever. Not only is this guy still alive, he is very famous. If you are Canadian or follow the Olympic Doping Scandals closely, then you will recognize him.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Dick Pound.

Now if that name is not hardcore, then what the hell is? If you agree with me then Digg this article. Manley Power has received over 6000 Diggs thus far. Please see that my nomination surpasses Manley Power.

I mean come on people…this is a no-brainier.

This guy was the former head of the Olympic Anti-Doping Agency. His was always in the public spotlight. I heard through the grapevine that he has signed on as the new pitchman for Viagra. I can see the slogan now:

Dick Pound on Viagra.

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Think about it. They actually believe that some Alien named Lord Xenu trapped millions of other souls of other aliens in volcanoes on Earth (or some weird crap like that) by having some sort of hidden trap in the upper atmosphere.

Now when you are born a bunch of these souls enter your body and make you an overall bad person trapping you into believing in God, Allah, Supreme Being, Buddha, whatever floats your boat.

Once you join the Scientology Cult you will begin your path to enlightenment or whatever in hell they call it. Either or, they aim to rid you rid of these bad alien souls. Now here is the catch. To get to this high level of BS you will end up forking over around $400,000 to the cult. WOW this is a pretty good scam!

The Jason Geghe Interview - VERY CANDID WITH A LOT OF F-BOMBS

Now if you are new to the cult or thinking of joining then I suggest you do some research, because the cult does not lay on this bullshit until you are up to your eyeballs with indoctrination. Once you are brainwashed convinced that Scientology is where it is at, then you will begin to fork over your hard earned cash to them in ever increasing amounts.

How do I get in on this action? This is being like a bookie who never has to pay out.

Another fact about these Cultists. They do not like it when people call them out. They immediately go into a ‘destroy the reputation of any naysayer, no matter the cost or time it takes’ mode. They have a sordid history of destroying peoples lives, primarily using the court system. They do not care if they lose in the end because they will try and drag it out for so long that you will be forced into submission, go broke, or die trying (and people have died)

A MESSAGE FOR MEMBERS OF SCIENTOLOGY

Lastly, just me writing this sets me up for an attack from them. I say bring it on beeotchs. I can handle your crap. I really like the acting of Travolta and Cruise but their affiliation with this wacked-out loonie group makes me have utter disdain for them.

Lastly the sect pretty much owns/controls most of Clearwater, Florida. Don’t believe me? I dare you to wear a ‘Scientology is a Cult’ or ‘Scientology Sucks’ or ‘L Ron Hubbard was a Con Man’ t-shirt around town. Make sure to go to city hall. If you do not know just stop in at the local cop shop. They will help you.

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Case in point: The Dishonorable Premier of the Province of New Brunswick, Shawn ‘The Con’ Graham.

In an effort to get elected he promised New Brunswick Silviculture Workers and Marketing Boards a $2 million / year increase in funding bringing it to $10 million annually. Further, he guaranteed this level of funding for a 10-Year period.

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WOW! Thank you Mr. Premier. You got our vote. Congratulations on your new majority government.

WAIT! What’s that? You have decided to decrease the funding by 50% bringing the it down to $4 million annually? Damn…that was a slap in the face.

OUCH! What was that? You have more? On top of your slap in the face you kicked the workers right square in the nuts for good measure? Thank you Mr. Premier can we have another?

TELL ME SHAWN, The Con. Why did you increase owner contributions from 20% to 80%? You thought it would stretch the funding further? Did you, in your ignorant bliss, fail to realize that no one can afford a 50% contribution?

YOU ARE A LIAR! You broke your campaign promise to the forest industry. You have screwed over the workforce. When everyone is gone and people are screaming for labor, whatcha gonna do? Bring in foreigners? Probably.

CONGRATULATIONS SHAWN, The Con. You have ruined the rural economy of New Brunswick and tarnished your reputation. What do you think will happen come election time? Oh I know…everyone will be gone to Alberta, and only your cronies will be left. That should get you elected again.

YOU SUFFER FROM THE PINOCHIO EFFECT - You have told so many lies that your nose has grown. It is what one would expect from an Irving Puppet. Perhaps you can cut a few cords off of that schnoz to supply their mill.

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